Evil Book Bloggers: Everything You Heard Is TRUE!

First things first, just like Canadians, all book bloggers know one another (Shout out to all the Bobs in Saskatchewan!).

gilly

We are all part of a Super Secret Society and have monthly meetings.

creeper

A virgin is sacrificed. Virgins are so hard to get these days. It’s a hardship.

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We dance around a Fire of Vengeance and burn the books of our enemies. Sometimes there are marshmallows!

fire

Through a complex ritual, we decide the fate of authors. Who will be destroyed? Who will be revered?

nancy the craft

I’m not saying book bloggers eat babies but…

alison doesn't want to know


In case you didn’t get it, this is a (hopefully) humorous response to some authors’ ideas about what book bloggers do. Like we sit around plotting the demise of writers and books because we hate them so much. Or we’re all drunk with some imagined power, a power we do not actually have.

big time blogger

But really we’re just sitting here like…

stolenbooks

Well, maybe not the stealing part though.

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